

Forever Mine is a young adult romance set in high school, and I’m sad to report that it’s exactly what I feared it would be: it’s a wish-fulfillment story, operating on the premise that I am a fat, sexually frustrated, unpopular girl whose greatest desire is to read about a better version of my life – in a hotter body, of course – finally getting to nail that hot, popular jock that I have a crush on and am sure would love me back if those WHORES with their BIG BREASTS and SKINNY WAISTS didn’t keep throwing their SLUTTY hoo-hoos to corrupt these jocks and keeping them away from my sweet, sweet pure love… hold on, I’ll be right back.
